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It is an honor.
At a certain time of my life, I had “Freaks of the Industry” memorized, because it was the dirtiest* song I had ever heard on the radio. But now we live in a world with “UP!” by LoveRance, another Bay Area denizen, and the bar keeps getting raised.
*I don’t think this was actually true, but I was definitely scandalized.
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So is this new M.I.A. album going to be as good as I think it’s going to be?
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(via seaghoull)
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This movie is: Goofy
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An Actual Fight Yelled Between Adults
Abe: [Where] the fuck is 30 Rock?
Jen: Whoa, okay.
Abe: Which show [out of the shows we have DVRed] would you like to watch?
Jen: I would like to watch the television program about the television program.
Abe: They're both about television programs.
Jen: Your food is ready.
Abe: No, it has to cool for two minutes.
Jen: Well, does it have to do that in the microwave?
Abe: Ugh, NO. Goddammit.
Playing the parts of Abe and Jen will be Danny McBride and Jill Talley respectively.
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WHEN A WRITER TELLS ME SHE THINKS EDITORS ARE MEAN

Can we legally marry tumblrs yet?
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My favorite place in Los Angeles is LAX. Don’t laugh. Seriously. You know that runway that takes you out over the ocean? We lived at the end of that runway. It was my first home—in Playa del Rey. Now if you look straight down during takeoff, you’ll see there’s this ghost of a community. It’s all sand, the streets are still there, but all the homes are gone because that runway didn’t exist. As soon as they put it in, in 1964, all of the houses were condemned. In 1963, there was an earthquake, and I think my dad was bothered by the ocean—by the idea of a tsunami—so we moved to the ass end of L.A: Chatsworth. We lived at the very end—and I mean the very end. You would see a lot of desert rats: the remnants of real cowboys and prospectors. They were eventually all lumped together as “hippies,” but they were real country people back then. I remember Wilford Brimley shoeing horses. There was a rodeo below our house every Saturday. So what you would call a real cowboy was around back then—there’s still zoning for horses on Devonshire.
– Val Kilmer’s LA story does not disappoint. (Yes, I read this and the LA to Z feature religiously. They always reveal something weird or sweet or stupid about people, which is all you can ask from Internet things.) -
Actual GPOY, because FYI I am jamming to Bonnie Tyler in this picture.
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Just getting some emails.
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Commentary without a listicle
Reasons why my favorite album is More Songs About Buildings and Food:
- The first song is about a narrator falling in love with what he thinks could be a credible version of himself, which is a benign sort of egotism. The drumming is sick.
- The second song is about a narrator who believes love exists because he sees other people are capable of it. If you wanted to provide evidence for an Asperger’s diagnosis for D. Byrne, this song would be exhibit B, only topped by…
- The third song, which is about a person who finds it so hard to achieve goals that he must repeat self-help-y affirmations and adopt other people’s behaviors. The Eno production on this is sick.
- The fourth song is maybe about a yuppie who wants to kill himself. But maybe not. The bass line on this is sick.




